March 2011
121 posts
[Picture: Background: six-piece pie style, alternating white, tan, and black. Foreground, in middle: grimacing ostrich head. Top text: “warm up for recital” Bottom text: “three shots of vodka and a chromatic scale”]
[Picture: Background: six-piece pie style, alternating white, tan, and black. Foreground, in middle: grimacing ostrich head. Top text: “”ONE MORE TIME!”” Bottom text: “REHEARSE 10 MORE TIMES”]
[Picture: Background: six-piece pie style, alternating white, tan, and black. Foreground, in middle: grimacing ostrich head. Top text: “POST TONAL MUSIC THEORY” Bottom text: “FUCK EVERYTHING YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW”]
sanjuromartell asked: I think there are just some universally understood truths in all these memes, even if you only know art or music majors (I do, hahaha! OHHH, I do.), you can still reflect on the hilarity of their situations... at least I feel. I think if you want to be "in on the joke" it's not that difficult, you just need the right attitude. Also, you're hilarious and I've followed from...
Anonymous asked: Fuck yeah music major ostrich! Just the crippling addiction I needed to discover three weeks before my recital.
Also, as a vocal major, the only words I have to say are: Fuck. Alto. Clef. I WILL NEVER USE YOU.
Also, as a vocal major, the only words I have to say are: Fuck. Alto. Clef. I WILL NEVER USE YOU.
[Picture: Background: six-piece pie style, alternating white, tan, and black. Foreground, in middle: grimacing ostrich head. Top text: “DON’T EXPOSE” Bottom text: “YOUR TRI-TONE.”]
happyhooves asked: you're my top tumblr crush...getting 17% of my love. more like 100%. this blog is amazing!
[Picture: Background: six-piece pie style, alternating white, tan, and black. Foreground, in middle: grimacing ostrich head. Top text: “”The sound on my guitar is better.”” Bottom text: “PUH-leaze! My $400 guitar compared to your $200 guitar, you obvioulsly don’t know anything about sound.”]
My guy friend said this to me while he was checking out my guitar, and I know how...
sweetcarnivores asked: Sorry if this seems kind of a stupid question but do you sing or play an instrument? I am talking about you personally. Sorry again, if this is a stupid question.
[Picture: Background: six-piece pie style, alternating white, tan, and black. Foreground, in middle: grimacing ostrich head. Top text: “MUTE CHANGE IN 1 BEAT. FRANTICALLY GRAB MUTE.” Bottom text: “TOO LATE”]
It’s true. I am one. ;(
[Picture: Background: six-piece pie style, alternating white, tan, and black. Foreground, in middle: grimacing ostrich head. Top text: “YOUR F ABOVE MIDDLE C IMPRESSES NO ONE” Bottom text: “SING BARITONE”]
Anonymous asked: Whoever writes the majority of these has come of as a complete jackass. Making fun of people who aren't music majors and don't understand something the way you do isn't any funnier on a stupid meme.
The Voice Major Mantra
[Picture: Background: six-piece pie style, alternating white, tan, and black. Foreground, in middle: grimacing ostrich head. Top text: “QUIT WHINING, JUST BREATHE!” Bottom text: “VOICE MAJOR MANTRA”]
My friends get so confused.
[Picture: Background: six-piece pie style, alternating white, tan, and black. Foreground, in middle: grimacing ostrich head. Top text: “WRITE EVERYTHING IN THE INTERNATIONAL PHONETIC ALPHABET” Bottom text: “MUST BE A VOICE MAJOR”]
A Ralph Ford-ism for your reading pleasure.
[Picture: Background: six-piece pie style, alternating white, tan, and black. Foreground, in middle: grimacing ostrich head. Top text: “You’re so lucky to be a music major.” Bottom text: “What? Do you even know what I go through? *Rant on for hours*”]
[Picture: Background: six-piece pie style, alternating white, tan, and black. Foreground, in middle: grimacing ostrich head. Top text: “KODÁLY” Bottom text: “KNOW HOW TO PRONOUNCE IT”]
fyeahawkwardteens asked: i'm thinking about becoming a music major with an emphasis on education,
care to change my mind or encourage me?
love your blog and i've laughed my ass off multiple times.
care to change my mind or encourage me?
love your blog and i've laughed my ass off multiple times.
Anonymous asked: I love this blog! But I just want to politely defend guitar players, as I am one - but don't get me wrong, I find people who only know G, C, and D and read only tab, funny too. But as a guitar major, we (I hope) are playing all the scales, all the modes, crazy chords like secondary and half-diminished, and can read music too. Mind you, I played clarinet for ten years so not only do I have an...
[Picture: Background: six-piece pie style, alternating white, tan, and black. Foreground, in middle: grimacing ostrich head. Top text: “A4 OR D5?” Bottom text: “NEITHER, IT’S A FUCKING TRITONE”]
(augh, this one decided it wanted to take away the credit to the original creator and credit it to me when I added the image. If the creator would inform me of their username, I will gladly...
[Picture: Background: six-piece pie style, alternating white, tan, and black. Foreground, in middle: grimacing ostrich head. Top text: “CAN’T SING A MIXOLYDIAN SCALE?” Bottom text: “CAN’T SING”]
harukoblog asked: OMG YESSSS....I fucking love you right now. o___o
iliketohideincaves-deactivated2 asked: I. adore this blog.
Just thought you should know.
Just thought you should know.
Yo
Something I meant to do: screen-reader-friendly descriptions. The template will be on the submissions page, along with our memegenerator link. Also, many thanks to katstrophe for putting together a template of their own accord!
causedarlingitwasgood asked: You are officially my absolute favorite blog on all of tumblr to ever exist. Ever.
http://memegenerator.net/Music-Major-Ostrich/ImageMacro/6091825/Its-in-68-Must-be-minor
http://memegenerator.net/Music-Major-Ostrich/ImageMacro/6091594/Sing-an-augmented-4th-Mar-i-aaaa
